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Rivian's 'Mind Robotics' Raises $500M So Robots Can Finally Stop Complaining About Assembly Line Breaks
Rivian's Mind Robotics raises $500M for AI-powered robots that might unionize or write poetry. Satire on tech funding absurdities and automation gone wild.
Rivian's New AI Assistant: Because Your Electric Truck Needs a Therapist More Than a Charging Port
Rivian announces Grizzle, an AI assistant that offers therapy sessions during traffic jams and judges your life choices while you parallel park. Because your electric truck needs emotional intelligence more than range.
Rivian's New Spinoff Mind Robotics: Because Your EV Clearly Needs Telepathy to Survive
Rivian spins off Mind Robotics for telepathic EVs in a hilarious twist on tech innovation. Read this satirical take on corporate shenanigans and absurd AI dreams.
Meta’s $14.3 Billion ‘Investment’ in AI: Because Throwing Money at Problems Always Works
Meta drops $14.3 billion on Scale AI in a desperate bid to stay relevant in the AI race, because why innovate when you can just buy innovation?
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...