Robotaxis
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on robotaxis.
Waabi's $1B Robotaxi Dream: When AI Trucks Meet Uber, Chaos Ensues in a Hilarious Tech Circus
Waabi's $1B funding fuels a satirical robotaxi expansion with Uber, blending autonomous trucks and ride-hailing in a chaotic, AI-driven tech circus.
Waymo's Gemini AI Assistant: Now Your Robotaxi Can Argue About Who's a Better Driver
Waymo's new Gemini AI assistant in robotaxis is here to answer questions, control cabin features, and hilariously judge your life choices. Discover the absurdity of 1,200 lines of code that might just make you miss human drivers.
Waymo's Robo-Delivery Service: San Francisco's Newest Birth Plan for the Digitally Distracted
A satirical take on a baby born in a Waymo robotaxi, exploring the absurdity of tech-driven childbirth and the hilarious future of automated parenting in San Francisco.
KnoWay Robotaxis Crash GTA Online: Players Revolt Against Surveillance in Virtual Reality Chaos
Rockstar Games' new GTA Online DLC introduces KnoWay robotaxis, sparking virtual chaos and satirizing real-world surveillance tech in a hilarious gaming revolt.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Waymo's NYC Robotaxi Testing Extended: Because Who Needs Safe Streets When You Have AI?
Waymo's robotaxi testing in NYC gets a hilarious extension until 2025, turning city streets into a comedy of errors. Read this satirical take on autonomous vehicles gone wild.
Waymo's New AI: Watching You Pick Your Nose to Teach Robots How to Live
In a groundbreaking move that straddles the line between innovation and invasion, Waymo has announced plans to use footage from their robotaxis' interior cameras to train generative AI models. That...
Waymo's New AI: Now Watching You Pick Your Nose AND Sell You Ads About It
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who's been paying attention to the dystopian trajectory of tech, Waymo has decided that its robotaxis aren't just for ferrying you from point A to point B...