Satellite Imagery
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on satellite imagery.
Fundraising
Jan 14, 2026SkyFi Raises $12.7M So You Can Spy on Your Neighbor's Lawn Gnomes from Space
SkyFi's $12.7M funding fuels satirical tech that turns satellite images into absurd 'insights' like gnome-tracking and parking predictions. Read our hilarious take on orbital overkill.
Enterprise
Sep 22, 2025Earthmover's Grand Plan: To Become the Snowflake of Weather Data, Because Who Needs Actual Snow?
Earthmover aims to be the Snowflake of weather data with a $7.2M seed round, blending satire and tech insights for a laugh-filled read on data-driven meteorology.