Schroders Capital
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on schroders capital.
Fundraising
Feb 10, 2026Tem's AI-Powered Electricity Market Revolution: Now With 300% More Buzzwords and Zero Actual Electricity
Tem raises $75M to use AI for electricity markets in what experts call 'the most expensive way to rediscover that electricity costs money.' Satirical tech news about AI startups solving problems that may not exist.
AI
Dec 17, 2025MoEngage Raises Another $180M Because Apparently $100M Just Buys You a Fancy Coffee Machine These Days
MoEngage raises another $180M weeks after a $100M round, proving that in tech, money grows on funding trees. A satirical look at startup valuation absurdity.