Science
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on science.
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Feb 23, 2026Guide Labs' Steerling-8B: The First AI That Actually Admits When It's Making Stuff Up
Guide Labs releases Steerling-8B, an 'interpretable' AI that admits its uncertainties with hilarious honesty. Discover the absurd future of transparent machine learning in this satirical tech take.
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Sep 30, 2025Ex-OpenAI and DeepMind Geniuses Score $300M Seed to Automate Science Because Humans Are Too Slow and Messy
Satirical take on Periodic Labs' $300M seed round to automate science with AI, featuring humor on investors and the irony of replacing human researchers.
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May 5, 2025Anthropic's AI for Science Program: Because Researchers Love Free Stuff More Than Lab Mice
Anthropic's new AI for Science program offers researchers $20,000 in API credits, because nothing says 'supporting science' like a glorified coupon.