Secondary Sales

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on secondary sales.

Jan 26, 2026

Synthesia's AI Avatars Now Worth More Than Your Soul: Company Hits $4B Valuation, Employees Cash Out Like Monopoly Millionaires

Synthesia hits a hilarious $4B valuation as AI avatars become corporate rock stars and employees cash out like digital millionaires. Satire on tech funding absurdity.

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