Semiconductor
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on semiconductor.
The US Semiconductor Circus 2025: From Chip Shortages to CEO Meltdowns in One Chaotic Year
A hilarious and exaggerated look at the chaotic US semiconductor market in 2025, featuring CEO meltdowns, absurd policies, and chipfluencer drama.
Uncle Sam's Silicon Sitcom: When Your Startup's Biggest Investor is a Bureaucrat With a Briefcase
Silicon Valley's chip startup xLight faces absurd bureaucracy as Uncle Sam becomes a major shareholder, turning innovation into compliance comedy.
Intel's 18A Processor: The Chip That Thinks It's a Patriot in an Arizona Oven
Intel's new 18A processor, made in Arizona, promises patriotic computing with a side of desert heat. Discover why this chip is the talk of the tech world in our satirical take.
The Great Semiconductor Circus of 2025: A Tale of Chips, Chaos, and Congress
Dive into the hilarious chaos of the 2025 US semiconductor market, where leadership changes, policy flip-flops, and chip shortages create a comedy of errors that's too absurd to believe.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Trump's 'Bigly Beautiful' Chipmaker Tax Credit: Silicon Valley Prepares to Swim in Scrooge McDuck-Style Money Pools
Explore the hilarious implications of Trump's proposed 35% tax credit for US chipmakers, from money pools to diamond GPUs, in this satirical tech news piece.
2025: The Year Semiconductors Took Over the World (And Your Toaster)
Dive into the absurdity of 2025, where semiconductors rule the world, toasters gain sentience, and the AI race turns into a passive-aggressive showdown.
Cognichip Demands AI to Build Chips Because Humans Are Apparently Too Slow Now
Cognichip's latest plan to use AI for designing AI chips is either a stroke of genius or a sign of the impending robot takeover. You decide.
2025: The Year U.S. Semiconductors Decided to Throw a Drama-Filled Party
Dive into the hilariously chaotic world of the 2025 U.S. semiconductor market, where drama, shortages, and AI ambitions collide in the most absurd ways imaginable.
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
FuriosaAI to Meta: '$800M? That Won't Even Cover Our Coffee Budget!'
In a move that has left the tech world both baffled and mildly entertained, South Korean AI chip startup FuriosaAI has reportedly turned down an $810 million acquisition offer from...