Slurm

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Dec 15, 2025

Nvidia's Latest Power Grab: Buying Slurm's Creator and Releasing 'Open' AI Models That Are Only Slightly More Open Than Your Grandma's Secret Recipe

Nvidia acquires Slurm's creator SchedMD and releases Nemotron 3 AI models in a satirical take on tech's 'open source' hypocrisy. Read this witty critique of corporate power grabs disguised as community-friendly moves.

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