Smart Glasses
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on smart glasses.
Zuckerberg Predicts We'll All Be Wearing Smart Glasses By 2025, Or Else We're Basically Cave People
Mark Zuckerberg predicts smart glasses will be essential by 2025, but given his track record with the metaverse, should we believe him? A satirical look at tech's latest obsession with putting screens on our faces.
Google's AI Glasses: The Ultimate Solution for People Who Can't Remember Why They Walked Into a Room
Google's new AI glasses promise to put a judgmental assistant in your frames and make you question reality. Read our hilarious take on why this might be the best worst idea ever.
Meta Ray-Ban Display 2025: Because Your Face Needs Another Screen to Ignore Reality With
A satirical take on Meta's 2025 smart glasses and wristband unveiling, poking fun at AI absurdity and tech overhype in a witty, entertaining read.
Mark Zuckerberg's Glorious Quest to Obliterate Your Smartphone with Oversized Sunglasses
Discover how Mark Zuckerberg's hilarious new glasses aim to replace smartphones with irony-filled tech satire that's both entertaining and thought-provoking.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...
Meta's New Smart Glasses: Because Staring at Your Wrist Wasn't Weird Enough
Meta's new AI smart glasses with wristband control promise to revolutionize how we ignore reality. Read our sarcastic take on this tech 'marvel'.
Meta Connect 2025: Brace Yourselves for the AI Overlord's Annual Pep Rally and How to Livestream the Madness
Get ready for Meta Connect 2025 with our hilarious take on AI smart glasses, gesture wristbands, and how to livestream the tech madness without losing your sanity.
Dropouts' 'Always-On' AI Glasses Record Your Life, Whether You Like It or Not – Privacy Is So Last Decade
Harvard dropouts unveil AI smart glasses that record every conversation, turning privacy into a relic of the past with hilarious and absurd consequences.