Social Media
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on social media.
X's Creator Subscriptions: Paying for the Privilege of Reading Tweets That Should Be Free (But Now You Can't)
X's new Creator Subscriptions let you pay for exclusive tweets and shareable cards in a satirical take on monetizing every online thought. Is it innovation or absurdity? Find out in this hilarious tech critique.
Discord's Age Verification Panic: 5 Hilarious Alternatives for Paranoid Gamers
Satirical guide to hilarious Discord alternatives after age verification panic. From carrier pigeons to smoke signals, discover absurd ways gamers avoid proving they're not toddlers.
Threads' 'Dear Algo' AI: Finally, You Can Beg Your Feed to Stop Showing You Cooking Videos and Selfies
Threads' new 'Dear Algo' AI feature lets users beg their feed for changes—because complaining to an algorithm is the future of personalization. Read our satirical take on this tech 'innovation.'
Elon Musk Announces X's New 'Deepfake Detector' That's Basically a Magic 8-Ball With More Tweets
Elon Musk's vague tease of an image-labeling system for X sparks satire, as users joke about truth filters based on vibes and hamster wheels. Dive into the absurdity!
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
LinkedIn's Algorithm Mystery: Is It Sexist or Just a Glitch in the Matrix of Networking?
A satirical take on LinkedIn's algorithm controversy, exploring if it's sexist or just a tech glitch, with humor and wit that will keep you laughing and questioning everything.
Meta's New AI Support Assistant: Because Talking to a Wall Was Too Personal
Meta centralizes Facebook and Instagram support with an AI assistant that's hilariously unhelpful. Read our satirical take on how ZuckBot 2.0 is revolutionizing customer frustration.
WhatsApp and Messenger Launch 'Grandma Guardian' Mode to Save Seniors from Scammers and Their Own Technophobia
Discover how WhatsApp and Messenger's new 'Grandma Guardian' mode uses humor and AI to protect seniors from online scams, with witty warnings and absurd anecdotes.
ChatGPT Now Playing Detective: Reverse Location Search Turns Everyone Into Sherlock Holmes
In a world where privacy is as dead as the dial-up internet, ChatGPT has decided to spice things up by turning every user into a wannabe Sherlock Holmes. The latest viral trend? Using AI to perform...
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
Meta's Newest AI: Your Future Bestie or Just Another Creepy Commenter?
In a groundbreaking move that absolutely no one asked for, Meta has been spotted testing AI-generated comments on Instagram. Because, you know, what we really needed was more unsolicited opinions i...
T-Shirt Tycoons: How Bluesky Outfits Outdid Zuckerberg in the Fashion of Mockery
In a world where tech moguls are usually seen in hoodies and jeans, Bluesky has taken the high road—or perhaps the cheeky back alley—by turning a simple T-shirt into a lucrative empire of mockery. ...
AMT's AI: Because Influencers Can't Be Bothered to Read Emails
In a world where your Instagram feed is more curated than the Louvre, one startup dares to ask: Why should marketers suffer the agony of direct messaging influencers? Enter Agentic...