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Feb 4, 2026AI Startup Promises to Solve AI Problems With More AI, Investors Throw $125M at Magical Thinking
AI startup raises $125M to solve AI problems with more AI in a hilarious display of circular logic that has Silicon Valley throwing money at infinite regression.
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Dec 20, 2025Resolve AI: Ex-Splunk Execs Conjure $1 Billion Valuation with Magic Beans and Venture Capital Fairy Dust
Ex-Splunk execs' startup Resolve AI hits a $1 billion valuation with vague promises and venture capital magic. Discover the satirical take on tech funding insanity.