Stargate
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on stargate.
The Zillion-Dollar 'AI-itecture' Deals That Might Just Be Fancy Computer Room Renovations
Discover the hilarious truth behind billion-dollar AI infrastructure deals as tech giants compete to build the fanciest computer rooms. From Meta's AI theme park to Oracle's 'AI-enabled' stickers, we expose the absurd reality of the AI boom's secret sauce.
AI's Billion-Dollar Infrastructure Bonanza: When Tech Titans Turn Real Estate Into Silicon Sandcastles
Dive into the hilarious world of AI infrastructure deals where tech giants build data centers with more irony than intelligence. A satirical take on the billion-dollar madness powering the AI boom.
AI Infrastructure Bonanza: How Tech Giants Are Spending Billions to Build the World's Most Expensive Tinfoil Hats
Dive into the absurd world of AI infrastructure deals, where tech giants spend billions on data centers that might just be the world's most expensive tinfoil hats. Satire at its finest!
AI Infrastructure Deals: When Billion-Dollar Spending Sprees Go Hilariously Awry
Discover the hilarious side of AI infrastructure deals as tech giants burn billions in a satirical take on Meta, Oracle, Microsoft, Google, and OpenAI's spending sprees.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...
OpenAI's Stargate: The Galactic Domination Tour Now Accepting Applications from Earthlings
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI's Stargate project, the $500 billion brainchild of tech's most ambitious (or delusional) minds, is now eyeing internationa...