Startup Acquisition
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on startup acquisition.
AI
Oct 21, 2025Veeam Buys Securiti AI for $1.7B to Ensure Your Data Has a Safer Home Than You Do
Veeam's $1.7B acquisition of Securiti AI promises to turn data security into a high-stakes comedy of errors. Read our satirical take on this tech merger.
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May 1, 2025Fivetran and Census Tie the Knot in Data Movement Marriage Made in Cloud Heaven
Fivetran acquires Census in a data movement extravaganza that's like peanut butter meeting jelly, but for tech nerds. Now your data can go on round trips!