Startups Weekly
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on startups weekly.
Startups Weekly: Faster Than a Speeding Bullet, But With More Ping Pong Tables
This week in startups: valuations skyrocket, defense tech sizzles, and ping pong remains undefeated. A satirical take on the fast-paced world of tech startups.
Venture Capitalists Speak in Tongues: A Divine Comedy of Mixed Signals
Welcome to Startups Weekly — the only newsletter that deciphers the enigmatic hieroglyphics of venture capital so you don't have to. Want this wisdom delivered directly to your cer...
Startups Weekly: The Blockbuster Nobody Asked For - Rippling's Espionage Saga
Welcome to Startups Weekly, the only newsletter that promises to deliver less news and more drama than your average soap opera. This week, we're diving into the thrilling ...
Mercury's Valuation Soars to Interstellar Heights, Leaving Earthly Logic Behind
In a week where the laws of physics and finance were apparently suspended, Mercury decided that doubling its valuation wasn't enough—it had to more than double it, because why not?...
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...