Stripe
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on stripe.
Crypto
Feb 25, 2026Crypto's 'Post-Hype' Era: Now With 90% Less Lambos and 100% More Government Paperwork
Explore the hilarious 'post-hype' crypto era where regulators replace influencers, stablecoins face reality, and startups pivot to paperwork. A satirical take on ETHDenver and market shifts.
Fintech
Feb 4, 2026Stripe Alumni's Duna Raises €30M to Verify That Businesses Exist (Because Apparently That's a Thing Now)
Former Stripe employees raise €30M for Duna, a startup that verifies businesses exist—because in today's tech world, that's apparently a multi-million-euro problem. A satirical take on alumni hype, absurd funding, and AI-driven 'vibe checks.'
AI
Oct 2, 2025Anthropic's New CTO Plans to Build AI Infrastructure So Robust It Might Achieve Sentience and Apply for Its Own Job
Anthropic's latest CTO hire promises AI infrastructure so advanced it might outsmart its creators, blending team synergy with absurd tech buzzwords for a laugh.