Tariffs
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on tariffs.
Taiwan's $250B Chip Bonanza: Investing in Silicon Valley's Coffee Breaks and U.S. Semiconductor Dreams
Taiwan invests $250B in U.S. semiconductor manufacturing, blending tech innovation with absurd humor, coffee breaks, and satirical takes on global chip wars.
Amazon Denies Price Hikes, Blames Trump's Ghost for 'Invisible Hand' in Pricing
Amazon's hilarious rebuttal to price hike accusations involves blaming ghosts, Trump, and interstellar events. Because why not?
Temu Throws in the Towel: U.S. Tariffs Turn Chinese Bargains into Priceless Artifacts
Temu's departure from the U.S. market leaves a void in the hearts of bargain lovers and a surplus of green-wristed watch enthusiasts. Discover how tariffs are reshaping the landscape of questionable online shopping.
eBay and Etsy: The Unshakable Titans of the Secondhand Economy Who Fear No Tariff
Discover how eBay and Etsy laugh in the face of tariffs with their unbreakable business models and a community that believes in the power of 'vintage'.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Tim Cook Discovers $900M Under His Tariff Couch Cushions, Future as Uncertain as Your Love Life
Tim Cook reveals tariffs will cost Apple $900M, but don't worry, they'll probably just raise the price of AirPods again. Stay tuned for more financial fun!
Amazon Prime Day: The Sale That Promises to Empty Your Wallet Faster Than You Can Say 'Tariffs'
Amazon Prime Day is back, promising to make your summer unforgettable with deals so good, you'll forget about the impending tariff-induced price hikes. Shop 'til you drop (or until your credit card does).
Temu's New 'Import Charges': Because Who Doesn't Love Paying More Than the Product's Worth?
Temu's new import charges are so high, they make the products look cheap. Discover how you can now pay more for less in this satirical take on Trump's tariffs.
Shein and Temu Decide US Shoppers Need a 'Financial Workout' with New Price Hikes
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's been paying attention to the global economy, Shein and Temu have announced they're raising prices for their US customers. Why? Becaus...
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
Meta's Llama Drama: When AI Releases Are as Exciting as Watching Paint Dry
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Meta decided to drop not one, not two, but three new AI models over the weekend. Because when you're losing relevance in the AI arms race, why not...