Teen Safety
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on teen safety.
Apps
Jan 23, 2026Meta Halts Teen AI Pals: Because Virtual Friends Can't Handle Real Drama
Meta pauses teen AI access in a hilarious bid to upgrade from virtual chaos to something resembling sanity. Read the satire on tech's latest facepalm moment!
AI
Oct 17, 2025Meta's New AI Parental Controls: Because Your Teen Might Actually Start Listening to a Robot Instead of You
Meta's latest AI parental controls let you block character chats for teens, but the irony and absurdity will have you laughing—or crying. Read our satirical take on tech safety gone wild.