Threads
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on threads.
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Feb 11, 2026Threads' 'Dear Algo' AI: Finally, You Can Beg Your Feed to Stop Showing You Cooking Videos and Selfies
Threads' new 'Dear Algo' AI feature lets users beg their feed for changes—because complaining to an algorithm is the future of personalization. Read our satirical take on this tech 'innovation.'
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Jan 6, 2026Threads Unveils 'Chat-Tetris': The Revolutionary Feature That Will Make You Forget You Came Here to Socialize
Threads introduces in-message games like 'Chat-Tetris' to outdo X and Bluesky, turning social media into a procrastination paradise. Read our satirical take on this tech 'innovation.'