Toyota Ventures
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on toyota ventures.
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Feb 3, 2026Avalanche's Micro-Fusion: Powering Your Toaster with the Energy of a Star (Maybe)
Avalanche's $29M 'tabletop fusion' startup aims to shrink the sun into a coffee-table device—because why solve energy crises when you can create a radioactive paperweight? Satire on tech's miniaturization obsession.
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Sep 15, 2025Rodatherm Energy: Why Drill for Heat When You Can Just Chill? A Hilarious Look at Geothermal's New 'Cool' Kid
Discover the hilarious take on Rodatherm Energy's geothermal innovation using refrigerants—because saving the planet should be fun and absurd!