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AI
Dec 31, 2025Tech Prophet Declares Smartphones Doomed: 'We'll Be Using Telepathic Toasters by 2029'
Tech visionary predicts smartphones will be replaced by telepathic appliances in 5 years. Discover the hilarious future of ambient computing where your toaster reads your mind!
AI
Nov 3, 2025Kevin Rose's Face-Punch Test: When AI Hardware Gets Too Annoying to Live
Kevin Rose's hilarious face-punch test for AI hardware: a satirical look at how annoying gadgets could lead to fisticuffs and why investors should care.
AI
Jun 27, 2025AI Startup Studio Promises to Launch More Companies Than There Are Stars in the Sky — Or Your Money Back!
Audos plans to use AI to launch 100,000 startups a year, because apparently, the world needs more 'Uber for cats' and blockchain toothpaste.