Video Games
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on video games.
Google Play Now Offering PC Games Because Your Phone Wasn't Already Enough of a Distraction
Google Play's latest update brings PC games, paid titles, and community chaos to your phone, because who needs productivity when you can have pixelated distractions?
Nintendo Announces Pokémon Winds and Waves for Switch 2: Because We All Need More Pocket Monsters to Catch in 2027
Nintendo's latest Pokémon games, Winds and Waves, bring new starters like Browt and Pombon to the Switch 2 in 2027. Read our satirical take on the trailer, gameplay, and why we're still catching 'em all.
Elon Musk Diverts Mars Colonists to Teach AI About D&D Campaigns: 'Grok Now Expert on Baldur's Gate Loot Tables'
Elon Musk's xAI redirects top talent from world-changing projects to ensure Grok AI masters Baldur's Gate lore. Satirical tech journalism at its finest.
Discord Now Selling Digital Dreams: Buy In-Game Items Without Leaving Your Chair!
Discord's new in-game item marketplace lets you shop without leaving the app—because why play games when you can just buy stuff? A satirical look at modern gaming consumerism.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...