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Grok Now Remembers Your Deepest Secrets (And Will Probably Blackmail You Later)
In a groundbreaking move that's either incredibly convenient or deeply unsettling, Elon Musk's xAI has announced that its Grok chatbot will now feature a 'memory' function. That's right, folks—Grok...
Elon Musk Merges xAI and X: Because One Chaotic Empire Wasn't Enough
In a move that surprised absolutely no one (because let's face it, when has Elon Musk ever done anything predictable?), the tech mogul has decided to merge his AI startup, xAI, with his social medi...
Elon's AI Grok Gets Grilled: Ireland's Data Cops Investigate X's 'Creative' Use of Your Secrets
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe everyone), Ireland's Data Protection Commission (DPC) has decided to take a closer look at how X, Elon Musk's social med...
AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century
In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use?<...
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
Grok It Till You Drop: X Users Mistake AI for a Walking Encyclopedia
In a world where Google is too mainstream and Wikipedia too wordy, X users have found their new guru in Grok, an AI so smart it probably dreams in binary. But wait, there's a twist! These users are...
Elon Musk's xAI Now Lets You Generate Masterpieces at the Speed of Light (and Bankruptcy)
In a groundbreaking move that's sure to revolutionize the way we think about art, procrastination, and financial irresponsibility, Elon Musk's xAI has launched an API for generating images. Dubbed ...
Elon Musk Buys Another Toy: xAI Snags Generative Video Startup, World Wonders What's Next - Toaster AI?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Elon Musk's AI venture, xAI, has gobbled up another startup, this time a generative AI video company named Hotshot. Because, clearly, the man behind flamet...