Alexandr Wang
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Meta's New AI Model Promises to Finally Understand What Your Cat Videos Mean by 2026 (Maybe)
Meta's 2026 AI model promises to understand images and videos, from coding bugs to cat memes, in a satirical take on tech hype and absurd possibilities.
Meta's $14.3B Scale AI Partnership Cracks: When AI Training Goes Hilariously Awry
Discover the hilarious downfall of Meta's $14.3B Scale AI investment as irony and absurdity take over in this satirical tech news piece.
Meta Throws Money at Scale AI Like It's Confetti at a Zuckerberg Wedding
Meta's latest 'significant' investment in Scale AI has everyone asking: is this genius or just another Zuck flop? Plus, where's Alexandr Wang going with all that money?
Meta’s New ‘Superintelligence’ Lab: Because Regular Intelligence Was Too Last Season
Meta's new 'superintelligence' lab aims to outsmart humanity, starting with explaining Zuckerberg's poker face. Because that's what we all asked for, right?
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...