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AI
Jan 13, 2026Deepgram's $130M Funding Spree: Because Who Needs Money When You Can Have More AI?
Deepgram's $130M funding at a $1.3B valuation and YC AI startup acquisition, satirized with humor and irony about tech industry absurdities.
Fintech
Jun 23, 2025Finom Banks €115M Because Apparently, SMBs Needed Another App to Ignore
Finom, the SMB-focused challenger bank you'll forget to use, bags €115M in a Series C round because the fintech world just can't get enough of apps no one asked for.