Cloud
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on cloud.
Oracle's Co-CEO Shocker: Two Presidents Crowned in Hilarious Power Play
Oracle's hilarious promotion of two presidents to co-CEO roles sparks corporate chaos and satire in the tech world. Read our take on this absurd power shift.
Observe Cashes In Big While the Rest of Us Just Observe
Observe raises $156 million to watch your software do its thing, because apparently, that's all it takes to become a tech unicorn these days.
Tensor9: Because Your Data is Too Precious for the Cloud, Apparently
Tensor9 uses digital twins to deploy software without risking your precious data. Because the cloud is scary and your servers are cozy.
Intel Capital's Midlife Crisis: From Chip Daddy to Startup Sugar Baby
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's ever witnessed a midlife crisis, Intel Capital has decided it's time to leave the nest, trade in its minivan for a Tesla, and start swiping right on s...
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Kubernetes Clusters So Confusing, Company Hires 15 People Just to Figure Out Where They Put Them
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, a company has admitted that managing Kubernetes clusters is, in fact, as confusing as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the i...