Data Management
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on data management.
Veeam Buys Securiti AI for $1.7B to Ensure Your Data Has a Safer Home Than You Do
Veeam's $1.7B acquisition of Securiti AI promises to turn data security into a high-stakes comedy of errors. Read our satirical take on this tech merger.
Alloy's Data Deluge: Robotic Overlords Finally Admit They're Drowning in Junk
Alloy's hilarious take on robotic data chaos: Saving robots from mid-life crises caused by useless info. A satirical dive into tech absurdity.
Observe Cashes In Big While the Rest of Us Just Observe
Observe raises $156 million to watch your software do its thing, because apparently, that's all it takes to become a tech unicorn these days.
ParadeDB vs. Elasticsearch: The Database Showdown We Never Knew We Needed (But Definitely Don’t)
In the ultimate battle of databases, ParadeDB challenges Elasticsearch with a Postgres extension. Spoiler: It's complicated.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...