Defense Tech
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on defense tech.
Anduril's $60 Billion Valuation Quest: When Your Defense Tech Dreams Are Funded by Unicorns and Monopoly Money
Anduril's quest for a $60 billion valuation in its latest funding round is a hilarious satire on Silicon Valley's obsession with inflated numbers and defense tech absurdity.
Harmattan AI's $200M Series B: Because Nothing Says 'Innovation' Like Letting Fighter Jets Fund Your AI
Harmattan AI raises $200M from Dassault Aviation, becoming a defense unicorn in a satirical tale of AI, fighter jets, and absurd tech funding. Read our hilarious take on this tech news.
Bone AI's $12M Defense Robotics: Because Who Needs Human Soldiers When You Have Sarcastic Androids?
Bone AI's $12M funding fuels AI defense robots with sarcasm and absurd features, challenging giants in a hilarious tech satire.
Ex-Anduril Wizards Conjure $24M to Rescue Military Logistics From Excel's Clutches
Rune Technologies' $24M Series A funding aims to replace military Excel spreadsheets with TyrOS, an AI that predicts logistics needs without WiFi, because apparently, Excel wasn't cryptic enough.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Space Forge Blasts Off with $30M to Prove Chips Taste Better in Zero Gravity
Space Forge's $30M funding aims to revolutionize chip making by doing it in space, because Earth was just too mainstream. Discover how zero gravity could be the next big thing in snack technology.