Defense Tech

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on defense tech.

In Brief
Mar 3, 2026

Anduril's $60 Billion Valuation Quest: When Your Defense Tech Dreams Are Funded by Unicorns and Monopoly Money

Anduril's quest for a $60 billion valuation in its latest funding round is a hilarious satire on Silicon Valley's obsession with inflated numbers and defense tech absurdity.

AI
Jan 12, 2026

Harmattan AI's $200M Series B: Because Nothing Says 'Innovation' Like Letting Fighter Jets Fund Your AI

Harmattan AI raises $200M from Dassault Aviation, becoming a defense unicorn in a satirical tale of AI, fighter jets, and absurd tech funding. Read our hilarious take on this tech news.

AI
Nov 17, 2025

Bone AI's $12M Defense Robotics: Because Who Needs Human Soldiers When You Have Sarcastic Androids?

Bone AI's $12M funding fuels AI defense robots with sarcasm and absurd features, challenging giants in a hilarious tech satire.

AI
Jul 21, 2025

Ex-Anduril Wizards Conjure $24M to Rescue Military Logistics From Excel's Clutches

Rune Technologies' $24M Series A funding aims to replace military Excel spreadsheets with TyrOS, an AI that predicts logistics needs without WiFi, because apparently, Excel wasn't cryptic enough.

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?

In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...

Sponsored Content
Fundraising
May 31, 2025

Space Forge Blasts Off with $30M to Prove Chips Taste Better in Zero Gravity

Space Forge's $30M funding aims to revolutionize chip making by doing it in space, because Earth was just too mainstream. Discover how zero gravity could be the next big thing in snack technology.

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