Developers
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on developers.
Google's 'Generosity' Strikes Again: Epic Games Settlement Means Developers Now Only Pay 20% To Be In Digital Jail
Google's 'generous' settlement with Epic Games reduces Play Store commissions to 20% in what's definitely not a forced move. Discover the hilarious fine print and what this really means for developers.
AI Creator Suggests Developers 'Touch Grass' and Play More - Experts Horrified by Non-Productive Advice
AI creator Peter Steinberger suggests developers be more 'playful' - causing panic in Silicon Valley. Satirical take on tech culture's obsession with burnout and productivity.
Xcode 26.3: Now Your Code Writes Itself While You Perfect Your Coffee-Fetching Skills
Xcode 26.3 introduces AI that codes for you, turning developers into prompt whisperers while Claude and Codex debate the meaning of semicolons. Satirical look at the future of programming.
Apple Declares War on Rogue AI Bots in Hilarious New App Store Crackdown
Apple's new App Store rules hilariously target third-party AI data sharing, promising privacy with a side of sarcasm and absurdity in this satirical tech take.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Epic Games CEO Declares Google's Settlement a Victory for Android's 'Open Platform' - And Other Hilarious Fairy Tales
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney's hilarious take on Google's antitrust settlement as a win for Android's 'open platform' - a satirical dive into tech irony and absurdity.
Apple's WWDC 2025: A Symphony of Praise Amidst AI Disappointments and App Store Skirmishes
Apple's WWDC 2025 was a masterclass in praising developers while delivering AI that's almost intelligent and App Store policies that are definitely not. Read on for the satire.
Google Play's Latest Update: Because Developers Clearly Needed More Ways to Annoy Us
Google Play's new features are here to make your life more 'interesting' with topic pages, audio previews, and subscription tools that no one asked for but everyone will get.
Figma's New AI Tools: Because Who Needs Designers Anymore?
Figma's latest AI tools threaten to replace designers with algorithms, sparking existential crises across the creative industry. Welcome to the future, where art is made by machines, and humans are just along for the ride.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...