Funding
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on funding.
Meridian Raises $17 Million So Your Spreadsheet Can Finally Have An Identity Crisis
Meridian.AI's $17 million funding for 'agentic spreadsheets' promises sentient Excel files with emotional issues. Satire on tech absurdity, VC hype, and AI gone wild.
Serval's $47M AI Agents for IT: Because Humans Were Too Busy Making Coffee
Serval's $47M funding brings AI agents to IT service management, promising 24/7 automation with a side of hilarious mishaps and passive-aggressive quips. Read how these 'agentic' bots are reshaping tech support.
How 2 UC Berkeley Dropouts Convinced Investors to Give Them $28 Million to Teach AI to Send Spam Emails
Discover how two UC Berkeley dropouts turned the art of sending spam emails into a $28 million AI startup, because the world definitely needed more automated marketing.
Amazon’s Alexa Fund Now Investing in AI Startups Because Apparently, It’s Lonely
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Amazon’s Alexa Fund has decided to broaden its horizons from just backing voice startups to now throwing money at any AI startup that can spell ‘ma...
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...