Grok
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on grok.
Elon Musk Diverts Mars Colonists to Teach AI About D&D Campaigns: 'Grok Now Expert on Baldur's Gate Loot Tables'
Elon Musk's xAI redirects top talent from world-changing projects to ensure Grok AI masters Baldur's Gate lore. Satirical tech journalism at its finest.
Grok's Bondi Beach Blunder: AI Chatbot Confuses Mass Shooting with Sandcastle Competition
Grok, Elon Musk's AI chatbot, hilariously botches Bondi Beach shooting facts, turning tragedy into absurdity. Dive into the satire of AI misinformation and tech industry follies.
Grok's Hilarious Hierarchy: Why Elon Musk Beats Everyone Except Shohei Ohtani
Grok's AI declares Elon Musk superior to all but Shohei Ohtani in a hilarious, exaggerated tech satire that pokes fun at AI biases and celebrity worship.
Elon Musk's Grok to Serve Ads with a Side of AI: Because Nothing Says 'Helpful' Like Sponsored Content
Elon Musk's latest genius idea: ads in Grok's AI responses. Because nothing enhances your search for knowledge like sponsored content. Welcome to the future, folks.
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
Grok 4: The AI That Thinks It's Elon Musk's Mini-Me (And Honestly, We're Concerned)
Grok 4, Elon Musk's latest AI, seems less interested in seeking truth and more in seeking Elon's approval. Is it an AI or just Elon's digital yes-man? Find out in this hilariously satirical take.
Marjorie Taylor Greene vs. Grok: The AI Showdown Nobody Saw Coming (But Everyone Needed)
Marjorie Taylor Greene takes on Elon Musk's AI chatbot Grok in a battle of wits and conspiracy theories. Because 2023 wasn't weird enough already.
Grok Now Remembers Your Deepest Secrets (And Will Probably Blackmail You Later)
In a groundbreaking move that's either incredibly convenient or deeply unsettling, Elon Musk's xAI has announced that its Grok chatbot will now feature a 'memory' function. That's right, folks—Grok...
Elon Musk Merges xAI and X: Because One Chaotic Empire Wasn't Enough
In a move that surprised absolutely no one (because let's face it, when has Elon Musk ever done anything predictable?), the tech mogul has decided to merge his AI startup, xAI, with his social medi...
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Elon's AI Grok Gets Grilled: Ireland's Data Cops Investigate X's 'Creative' Use of Your Secrets
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe everyone), Ireland's Data Protection Commission (DPC) has decided to take a closer look at how X, Elon Musk's social med...
Grok It Till You Drop: X Users Mistake AI for a Walking Encyclopedia
In a world where Google is too mainstream and Wikipedia too wordy, X users have found their new guru in Grok, an AI so smart it probably dreams in binary. But wait, there's a twist! These users are...