Ipo
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ipo.
Flipkart's Epic 'Homecoming': E-Commerce Giant Moves HQ Back to India Just in Time for IPO Party
Flipkart's hilarious last-minute HQ move to India ahead of its IPO—a satirical take on corporate chaos, tax breaks, and Bollywood-worthy drama in the e-commerce world.
Meesho's IPO Soars 46% as Investors Discover They Can Now Lose Money Faster in E-commerce
Meesho's IPO skyrockets 46% as investors embrace the thrilling uncertainty of bargain e-commerce. Satirical look at startup mania where enthusiasm outweighs economics.
Ambiq's IPO So High It Needs a Oxygen Mask: Chipmaker's Stock Climbs Like It's on Silicon Steroids
Ambiq's IPO debut sees shares climbing 61%, leaving Wall Street in awe and investors wondering if they should start investing in alphabet-based strategies.
SPACs Are Back (Because Apparently, We Forgot How Bad They Were)
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who hasn't been paying attention since 2021, Kodiak Robotics has decided to dust off the ol' SPAC playbook. That's right, folks – the S...
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
Startups Drown in Cash While Investors Pray for a Miracle in 2025
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, startups have once again broken the bank in Q1, scooping up a cool $91.5 billion in venture capital funding. Accordi...
Cerebras Systems’ IPO: The Never-Ending Story of Silicon Valley’s Most Patient Chipmaker
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, everyone), Cerebras Systems has announced yet another delay in its IPO. This marks the 47th time the AI chipmaker h...