Jobs
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on jobs.
AI
Jan 7, 2026McKinsey Execs Announce 'Learn Once, Work Forever' is Dead - AI Demands You Study 24/7 or Become a Coffee Machine
McKinsey and General Catalyst execs declare the end of 'learn once, work forever' in hilarious satire about AI forcing endless retraining, corporate dystopia, and consultants profiting from perpetual education panic.
AI
Jan 5, 2026Microsoft's Nadella Insists AI Isn't 'Slop'—Just Your New Co-Worker Who Won't Steal Your Lunch But Might Replace You
Satya Nadella wants us to call AI 'human helpers' instead of 'slop.' Find out why this rebrand might be the most hilarious corporate spin since 'synergy.'
AI
May 11, 2025Amazon Unveils 'Human Jobs 2.0': Now With 100% More Humanity (And 0% More Pay)
Amazon's hilarious new initiative proves humans still have a place in the workforce—as long as they don't mind being the butt of the joke. Welcome to Human Jobs 2.0!