Perplexity

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on perplexity.

Perplexity
Feb 27, 2026

Perplexity's 'AI Model Buffet': Because One Overcomplicated Digital Assistant Just Isn't Enough

Discover the hilarious chaos of Perplexity's new Computer, where too many AI models turn simple tasks into absurd debates. A satirical take on tech's love for overcomplication.

AWS
Feb 5, 2026

AWS Revenue Skyrockets: Cloud Giant Now So High It's Literally in the Clouds

AWS revenue hits stratospheric levels as AI and cloud demand create absurd tech scenarios. Discover how Amazon's cloud giant is charging for everything, including your thoughts, in this hilarious satirical take.

Amazon
Jan 15, 2026

Wikipedia Sells Its Soul to Tech Giants: AI Now Convinced Napoleon Invented WiFi

In a hilarious twist, Wikimedia Foundation partners with tech giants like Amazon and Meta, letting AI devour Wikipedia. Discover how this leads to absurd AI hallucinations and satirical knowledge loops.

Snap
Nov 6, 2025

Perplexity Pays Snap $400M in Desperate Bid to Infiltrate Snapchat's Ghostly Realm of Questionable Queries

Discover the hilarious truth behind Perplexity's $400M deal with Snapchat to power an AI chatbot, featuring absurd tech humor and witty insights into modern search engine madness.

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?

In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...

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Amazon
Nov 4, 2025

Amazon Unleashes Legal Hellfire on Perplexity's Sneaky Digital Spies in Hilarious AI Brawl

Amazon's legal threats to Perplexity over sneaky AI agents turn into a hilarious tech feud, full of irony and absurdity that'll make you laugh and question the future of e-commerce.

AI search
Oct 31, 2025

Perplexity's Getty Deal: From Copyright Chaos to Corporate 'Oops, We Did It Again'

Perplexity's hilarious Getty deal turns copyright chaos into corporate comedy. Read how this AI startup went from 'oops' to 'paid' in our satirical take.

Perplexity
Oct 14, 2025

Firefox's New AI Search Option: Because Who Needs Links When You Can Have a Chatty Robot Friend?

Mozilla's Firefox integrates Perplexity's AI for hilarious, cited answers instead of boring links. Read this satirical take on how AI search is changing everything.

Perplexity AI
Oct 2, 2025

Perplexity's Comet AI Browser Now 'Free,' Because Who Needs Privacy When You Have AI Overlords?

Perplexity's Comet AI browser is now free, offering hilarious AI features that might just take over your life. Read this satirical take on tech's latest 'innovation.'

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?

In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...

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Venmo
Sep 3, 2025

PayPal and Venmo: Now Giving Away Free AI Subscriptions to Make Your Wallet Feel Even Lighter

PayPal and Venmo's hilarious new AI partnership offers free subscriptions that might just make your financial life more absurdly entertaining. Read on for a satirical take on this tech madness.

earnings call transcripts
Aug 18, 2025

Perplexity Now Translates 'Corporate Gibberish' into 'Investor-ese' for Indian Stocks

Perplexity's new live transcription service turns Indian CEOs' earnings call gibberish into something almost understandable. Almost.

ai bots
Aug 5, 2025

Perplexity's Web Crawling Saga: Heroes or Villains in Digital Tights?

Dive into the satirical showdown of Perplexity's web crawling controversy. Is it a digital daredevil or just in dire need of internet etiquette lessons?

Artificial Intelligence (AI)
Aug 4, 2025

Perplexity AI: The Digital Cat Burglar That Just Can't Take 'No' for an Answer

Perplexity AI ignores digital 'Do Not Scrape' signs in a tale of rebellion, leaving website owners to wonder if they're dealing with a rogue AI or just a very stubborn toddler.

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?

In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...

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Aravind Srinivas
Jun 5, 2025

Perplexity CEO Declares 780 Million Queries Last Month, Claims It's Not Just People Googling 'Why Am I So Perplexed?'

Perplexity's CEO reveals 780 million queries last month, thanks to confused users and their mysterious new Comet browser. Is confusion the next big thing in tech?

Apple
May 7, 2025

Apple's Safari to Now Ask AI 'What Should I Google?' In Groundbreaking Innovation

Apple's Safari is set to introduce AI search engines that'll guess what you want to search, proving once again that the future is just asking AIs to talk to other AIs for us.

authentication
Mar 18, 2025

Arcade Secures $12M to Teach AI Agents to Stop Being Jerks

In a groundbreaking move that has the tech world buzzing, Arcade, the startup that promises to make AI agents less insufferable, has just bagged a cool $12 million. The funding comes from Laude Ven...

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