Scale Ai
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on scale ai.
AI Savior of the Desert: Ex-Scale AI Whiz Raises $9M to Teach Camels Machine Learning
Ex-Scale AI alum Bilal Abu-Ghazaleh raises $9M for 1001 AI, a satirical take on bringing Silicon Valley's AI dreams to MENA's critical industries, featuring camels, sand, and absurd tech solutions.
Micro1: The AI Startup That's Definitely Not Just Copying Scale AI But Somehow Worth Half a Billion Dollars
Micro1, the not-Scale-AI startup, scores $500M valuation by mastering the art of tech buzzwords and questionable business models. Read this satirical take on AI funding madness.
Google to Scale AI: 'It's Not You, It's Me (And Your $200 Million Bill)'
Google dumps Scale AI in a tech world breakup that's more dramatic than your last relationship. $200 million at stake, competitors lurking, and Meta's just here for the popcorn.
Meta’s $14.3 Billion ‘Investment’ in AI: Because Throwing Money at Problems Always Works
Meta drops $14.3 billion on Scale AI in a desperate bid to stay relevant in the AI race, because why innovate when you can just buy innovation?
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Meta Throws Money at Scale AI Like It's Confetti at a Zuckerberg Wedding
Meta's latest 'significant' investment in Scale AI has everyone asking: is this genius or just another Zuck flop? Plus, where's Alexandr Wang going with all that money?
Meta’s New ‘Superintelligence’ Lab: Because Regular Intelligence Was Too Last Season
Meta's new 'superintelligence' lab aims to outsmart humanity, starting with explaining Zuckerberg's poker face. Because that's what we all asked for, right?