Semiconductors
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on semiconductors.
Positron Raises $230M To Build Chips That Will Definitely, 100% Beat Nvidia (They Promise This Time)
Positron's $230M funding to challenge Nvidia's AI chips gets the satirical treatment. Qatar's investment, questionable strategies, and Silicon Valley absurdity exposed in this hilarious tech takedown.
Taiwan's $250B Chip Bonanza: Investing in Silicon Valley's Coffee Breaks and U.S. Semiconductor Dreams
Taiwan invests $250B in U.S. semiconductor manufacturing, blending tech innovation with absurd humor, coffee breaks, and satirical takes on global chip wars.
Nvidia's $2B Bet on Synopsys: Because What's a Little More Monopoly Between Friends?
Nvidia's $2B investment in Synopsys isn't just a deal—it's a satirical masterpiece of tech monopoly, AI bubbles, and corporate jargon. Dive into the humor and irony of chip-design dominance.
Meta and Arm Team Up: Because Your Toaster Needs an AI-Powered Midlife Crisis
Meta and Arm join forces in a hilarious AI partnership that promises smarter algorithms and absurd tech outcomes. Read this satirical take on Silicon Valley's latest hype.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Nvidia's H20 Chips Stuck in Bureaucratic Quicksand: Commerce Department's Paperwork Avalanche Hits New Heights
Nvidia's cutting-edge H20 chips are trapped in the Commerce Department's legendary backlog, proving that even technology can't escape the clutches of bureaucracy. Will they ever see the light of day?
20 National Security Experts Demand Trump Admin Save U.S. AI Edge by Banning Nvidia's H20 Chip Sales to China – Because Apparently, China Can't Figure Out How to Make Their Own
20 national security experts are urging the Trump administration to restrict Nvidia H20 sales to China, because apparently, China's AI ambitions hinge on a single chip. Satire ensues.
UAE's AI Chip Dreams Hit Pause Button: US Worries They Might Start a Smuggling Ring for Tech-Savvy Camels
The US pauses UAE's Nvidia AI chip deal over fears of China smuggling, possibly via camels. AI-powered falcon racing dreams dashed.
Nvidia's New AI Chip for China: Because Regular Chips Were Too Freedom-Loving
Nvidia's latest AI chip for China is here, and it's as compliant as it is underwhelming. Find out how they're bending over backwards to meet export rules while keeping a straight face.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Nvidia Declares China 'Too Cool for School' in Latest Revenue Forecast Snub
Nvidia's latest financial forecast snubs China, sparking a geopolitical drama that's more soap opera than semiconductor. Find out why everyone's pretending they're fine with it.