Shopping

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on shopping.

Commerce
Dec 9, 2025

Amazon's Alexa+ Now Stalks Your Packages, Whispers Gift Ideas, and Judges Your Last-Minute Shopping Panic

Amazon's Alexa+ gets a hilarious upgrade with creepy delivery tracking, impulse-shopping enablers, and passive-aggressive gift ideas. Dive into this satirical take on tech gone wild!

Commerce
Nov 26, 2025

Onton's $7.5M Funding: AI Now Decides You Need a Couch That Matches Your Soul

Onton's $7.5M funding fuels AI shopping expansion, turning consumer decisions into algorithmic nudges with satirical humor on tech absurdity.

Commerce
Oct 23, 2025

Amazon's AI Shopping Tool Now Convinces You to Buy That 10,000th Useless Gadget

Amazon's new AI shopping tool hilariously persuades you to buy absurd products with exaggerated reasons. Read this satirical take on tech consumerism gone wild.

Commerce
Oct 6, 2025

Adobe's AI Shopping Prophecy: Why Your Holiday Gifts Will Be Chosen by a Robot with Trust Issues

Dive into Adobe's hilarious AI shopping forecast for 2025, where robots might just ruin your holidays with absurd gift recommendations and exponential growth in laziness.

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Mar 31, 2026

NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?

In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...

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Fundraising
Sep 20, 2025

Gen Z Duo Raises $8M for 'Phia' by Using TikTok Dances and Memes, VCs Eat It Up

Discover how Phoebe Gates and Sophia Kianni raised $8M for Phia using Gen Z tactics like TikTok dances and memes, in this satirical take on modern startup funding.

Commerce
Jul 28, 2025

Google Chrome's AI Now Writes Your Shopping Lists Because Apparently, You Can't

Google Chrome's new AI feature does your shopping for you, because apparently, deciding which toilet paper to buy is just too hard. Welcome to the future.

Apps
Jun 25, 2025

Daydream's AI Fashion Bot: Because Your Closet Needs More Judgement

Daydream's new AI fashion bot is here to judge your wardrobe choices 24/7, because apparently, your mirror wasn't harsh enough. Welcome to the future of sarcastic shopping!

Commerce
May 8, 2025

Amazon's AI Now Writes Product Descriptions So You Don't Have To (Because Apparently, That's Too Hard)

Amazon's new AI tool is here to save sellers from the arduous task of describing their products, because apparently, writing '100% cotton' was too hard. Copywriters, beware!

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Mar 31, 2026

NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?

In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...

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