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Thinking Machines Lab Inks Deal with Nvidia: Enough Power to Run a City, or Just Your Next AI Cat Meme?
Thinking Machines Lab and Nvidia strike a gigawatt deal so massive, it could power a city or just generate endless AI memes. Satire on tech's absurd power plays.
AI Labs' Money-Making Mystery: A Hilarious Guide to Spotting Who's Actually Trying
A hilarious and satirical look at AI labs' money-making struggles, with a funny rating system to spot who's actually trying to turn a profit in the tech world.
AI Genius Andrew Tulloch Ditches Thinking Machines for Meta, Citing Better Snacks and Fewer Existential Crises
AI researcher Andrew Tulloch leaves Thinking Machines for Meta, sparking hilarious speculation about snacks, existential crises, and virtual haircuts in this satirical tech news take.
Zuckerberg's AI Talent Hunt: Now Offering Your Firstborn and Eternal Soul as Signing Bonus
Dive into the absurd world of AI talent wars where Zuckerberg offers everything but the kitchen sink, and find out why 'AI Winter' is now 'AI Eternal Summer of Stupid Money'.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...
Thinking Machines Lab: Where Ex-OpenAI Geniuses Go to Plot World Domination (Probably)
In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, Mira Murati's Thinking Machines Lab has become the latest hotspot for ex-OpenAI employees who are just too smart for their ow...