Selected reporting and mythical analysis on twitter.
X's 'Paid Partnership' Labels: Because #Ad Was Just Too Much Work for Influencers
X's new 'Paid Partnership' labels promise to revolutionize influencer transparency, or at least save them from typing #ad. Our satirical take on this groundbreaking non-breakthrough.
Elon Musk's Grok to Serve Ads with a Side of AI: Because Nothing Says 'Helpful' Like Sponsored Content
Elon Musk's latest genius idea: ads in Grok's AI responses. Because nothing enhances your search for knowledge like sponsored content. Welcome to the future, folks.
X Declares War on AI: 'Thou Shall Not Steal Our Memes for Robot Overlords'
X's latest terms update bans AI from training on its content, sparking debates, memes, and the inevitable question: is this the dawn of AI-proof tweets?
Ex-Twitter 'Engineer' Rahul Ligma Actually Codes for Harvard's AI Overlords
Rahul Ligma, the fake fired Twitter worker, is actually a real engineer with an AI startup used by Harvard. Yes, the joke's on us.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
OpenAI's New Social Media: Where Bots Post, Like, and Block Each Other
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI is reportedly developing its own social media platform, tentatively named Botter. Because what the world needs right now is another...
Elon Musk’s X: The $44 Billion Dollar Yo-Yo
In a shocking turn of events that has left financial analysts and casual observers alike scratching their heads, Elon Musk's social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, for those who are st...