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AI
Jun 11, 2025Apple's New AI-Powered Siri: Not 'Demoware', Just 'Not Quite There Yet-ware'
Apple clarifies that their new AI-powered Siri isn't demoware—it's just 'Not Quite There Yet-ware'. Find out why this is somehow supposed to make us feel better.
Apps
Jun 10, 2025Apple's WWDC 2025: A Symphony of Praise Amidst AI Disappointments and App Store Skirmishes
Apple's WWDC 2025 was a masterclass in praising developers while delivering AI that's almost intelligent and App Store policies that are definitely not. Read on for the satire.
AI
Jun 9, 2025Apple's New 'Foundation Models': Because Your Toaster Needs AI Too
Apple's latest 'Foundation Models' promise offline AI magic, because your appliances have been lonely without algorithms. Read on for a satirical take on tech's newest 'innovation'.